That’s my girl.
I don’t know what they’re talking about, I am an awesome cook.
I have absolutely no problem with that.
She’s just going to have to get over it.
Oh, yeah, I’ve heard stories. When Elena’s not crying…she’s actually a really good storyteller.
Oh, yeah, when she gets excited she has this really squeaky high-pitched voice and sometimes she squeals…and she’s into these really creepy, dark movies and she is really into American Horror Story and the fact that she finds it odd that Kat and me obsess over Game of Thrones makes no sense to me at all. When she found out she was a witch she was…way too excited, too, because of her creepy dark cult fetish. Have you been in her room? It’s like…really dark and dreary in there. It’s…weird. Well, she is my sister.
..Right. I should probably talk to her.
…Oh, my god.
Yeah, but some of us are odder than others.
Oh, I will…and especially if he writes anything about Evelyn…although I have no clue what he’d write because she’s relatively normal around him. Okay. Yeah, Nick’s afraid of me, too, sometimes. I think that’s why he listens to me occasionally.
That’s just how it is, though. Jeremy was always a lot stranger than the rest of us.
Wait, Evelyn’s odd, too? How did I not know this? Oh, god, you sound like your sister.
Well, that’s pretty strange.
I’ll just be surprised if he actually writes it. I might have to punch him for whatever he writes about me, though. He also said he’s writing about Daddy..but Dad’s not allowed to know. I’m telling him anyway. …Oh, just a little bit. He doesn’t want anyone to know, though.
Your generation is just odd, I think.
Oh, please, punch him for whatever he writes about you and your father. — I didn’t say that. That…explains so much about so many things.